Torchwick called a deer faunus “dearie” in episode 5 of RWBY.
How did I miss that the first time around or was it just the most subtle pun ever?
Okay, so I’m going to jump onto the SnK theories wagon. I have three theories that are kind of connected and intertwined together on Levi and his connection with Mikasa and her family. There is no guarantee that these are true, obviously, but I figured that I should…
This number appears at the first pages of “A choice with no regrets” x
It remind me of something, so I went to the Shingeki manga and I read this page.
DON’T TELL ME MIKASA AND LEVI ARE FAMILY OMG
I TOLD YOU GUYS SOMETHING ABOUT LEVI ACKERMAN AND THIS IS WHAT I MEANT FUCK YOU GUYS
It’s unnecessarily long, but I hope you bear with me and enjoy it!
It probably doesn’t match up with the timeline of the manga/anime, but I couldn’t bring myself to really care… Also, I tend to mix up Japanese and English names, so sorry about that!
Rating: T (Language)
Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin
Word Count: 5,536
Excerpt: Levi fixed his eyes on her pale, sweaty face, willing her to hang on. “You’re my most promising cadet, so don’t you dare give up, you little shit.”
"Captain? You called?"
Levi glanced up from the paperwork spread across the bed around him. His sharp, pale blue eyes took in the seven uniformed figures cluttering his doorway. A sigh escaped his lips.
"Come in, brats."
Black boots shuffled in one after the other, slowly forming a semi circle around the infirmary bed.
"I’m not well enough to accompany you on the expedition tomorrow." He caught the fidgety movement of the usually stoic Mikasa Ackerman from his peripheral vision, but ignored it. "So, instead, you will be joining Hanji’s squad. From now on until I have healed, you are to treat her as your Captain and your leader. You will respect her, follow her, and obey her orders, especially tomorrow on your mission. If I get word that any of you little shits were causing her any trouble, you’ll answer to me, got it?"
Varied responses of ‘yes sir’ were mumbled throughout the room, and he had to refrain from rolling his eyes.
"Sir?" His attention shifted to the small blonde girl at the foot of his bed. "When do you think you will be able to lead us again?"
"I’m not a doctor, I wouldn’t know. But I would guess no longer than a month." He fixed them with a wry look. "Don’t think you’ll get rid of me that easily."
She nodded, and he took note that the others seemed to visibly relax with the statement, some even flashing a smile at his sardonic humor.
He paused, taking in each of their expressions, before continuing on in a quieter, but more serious tone. “Listen up. You know by now that these missions are by no means simple or easy. Often times, the casualties far outrank the victories. I’m not going to be there tomorrow to clean up after your messes, so make sure you are paying attention to your surroundings. Don’t go pissing your pants and getting scared like a bunch of morons; look out for each other and listen to Hanji. The less mistakes you make, the less people you put in danger.”
He waited for his words to sink in, adamantly pushing away any thoughts of the encounter with the female titan. There was no need to open up old wounds.
"Alright, brats. Go get some rest. You all look like hell."
As they filed out, he turned back to the folders and reports in front of him, ignoring the itch under his skin that made him want to get up and move around.
He didn’t need to look up to know who it was. “What is it, Ackerman.”
Is this Hetalia
"Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting."
Someone must draw this.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute
Now every time I imagine Levi in a potentially romantic situation, I’m going to be forever reminded of the time Zuko was awkward during his dates:
but seriously how
did he like, walk out into the street and lug that thing home. it’s los angeles. it certainly would have been easiest to just… carry it. like literately. carry the bear. through the street. did he. did he do that